Running in to trouble

In my home room this week I had two students pretending like they were going to fight.

One of them says, "Let's take this outside."  They walk outside, close the door, and them immediately run back in with a panicked look on their faces.

I walk outside to find our head principal standing there.

Sick Day

I'm out sick today, so here is a drawing one of my students did monday.  There isn't really anyway to explain this except to say that it isn't nearly as creepy as it looks.

I shouldn't have to explain this...

*Things I never thought I would have to say to a high school student.*

"Don't sit on people."

My Life At School

Student 1: "Do teachers get to leave early when it starts to snow during the day?"

Me: "What are you talking about?  I live here."

Student 1: "What?"

Me: "Yeah, I have a cot in my closet."

Student 2: "Whatever, we know you got a wife."

Me: "Yeah, thats why I have two closets."

Be Creative

Student (singing): "I'm turning in my work, turning in my work, turning in my work."

Me: "Thanks, but next time I want an interpretive dance."

Livestock

I saw a black cock in the school parking lot this morning.  I think this is the only time I can safely say this phrase without having to call the police.

Full Showers

Freshman: "Can we open the window?  It stanks in here."

Me: "If you all showered regularly we wouldn't have that issue."