MIA Phone

Student: "Can I go get my phone."

Me: "Where is your phone?"

Student: "This boy has it."

Me: "And where is he?"

Student: "I don't know.  I need my phone.  I was going to ask Ms. (Principal)"

Me: "And what is Ms. (Principal) going to say when you say, 'I need my phone'?"

Student: "Well...."

Me: "Because I can think of a number of things she is going to say, but most of them aren't what you want to hear."

Hell of a Start

*First conversation in the office this morning*

Principal: "You can't come into school wearing a tank top with a marijuana leaf on the front."

Student: "I didn't know that I couldn't wear a tank top."

Bad Time for a Nap

My principal was observing my class today and she sat down next to a student that was fast asleep.  When he woke up he jumped about a foot out of his seat.

Crazy Pills

*Two students are play fighting*

Me: "Alright guys, lets take it to the hallway."

Student 1: "You are going to let us fight out in the hallway?"

Me: "Sure! (Principal) is out there.  We can all have a nice conversation."

Student 2: "Do we get to talk to her before we fight?"

Me: "Nope, I can't have you wasting her time."

*Student 1 sticks his head out the door, and sees the the principal standing in the hallway*

Student 1: "Oh shit! She is actually there!"

Running in to trouble

In my home room this week I had two students pretending like they were going to fight.

One of them says, "Let's take this outside."  They walk outside, close the door, and them immediately run back in with a panicked look on their faces.

I walk outside to find our head principal standing there.