My Life At School

Student 1: "Do teachers get to leave early when it starts to snow during the day?"

Me: "What are you talking about?  I live here."

Student 1: "What?"

Me: "Yeah, I have a cot in my closet."

Student 2: "Whatever, we know you got a wife."

Me: "Yeah, thats why I have two closets."

Shoes

Day two of snow days.  Here is a story from a couple weeks back.



My students love to custom design shoes online.  I must be old because they all look ridiculous.

Student: "Mr. check out these shoes.  Would you ever wear these?"

Me: "Nope"

Student: "What? Why not?"

Me: "Because I would look like Ronald McDonald."