OWND

Student: "Why do we need to know math?  It isn't like the speed limit is going to be a math equation."

Me:

Tardy

Dat Frog

Sometime I get the most interesting pictures at the bottom of my tests.

Power Nap

After todays test, one of my students propped himself up in a corner and fell asleep.  A couple other students posed with him for a selfie.

Picture Day

Announcements: "Everyone should listen up because tomorrow is an important day."

*students listen inquisitively*

Announcements: "Tomorrow is picture day!"

*Collective eye roll*

Announcements: "If you do not get your picture taken tomorrow, then your student ID picture will be used instead."

Student: "Oh, that's just mean...."

VHS

A few years back one of the supply cabinets was getting cleaned out and there were teaching materials being given away before they were going to be thrown away.  I found this gem in the pile.

Creative Solution

Sometimes people don't want to wake up.

Big Brother is Watching

When students decide to sleep in class I like to take pictures of them.

The next day this student decided to do the same thing.

Sick Day

I'm out sick today, so here is a drawing one of my students did monday.  There isn't really anyway to explain this except to say that it isn't nearly as creepy as it looks.

Livestock

I saw a black cock in the school parking lot this morning.  I think this is the only time I can safely say this phrase without having to call the police.

Skool

As I was going through my phone I found this picture from a few year back which manages to capture the entirety of my teaching experience.  I don't even remember who wrote it.

I don't always give extra credit....

So this happened while grading finals today....