The Joy of Using Chalk

I blue myself.  Now I have something of a mess on my hands.

Snack Time!

Two of my students have started selling candy and snacks to other students.  This isn't a random unplanned operation.  They have multiple lunch boxes organizing different types of of food, and now they have even started rolling around a backpack to carry the large volume of food they are selling.

Love Marks

Student 1: "Do you get in trouble if you come to school with hickeys?"

Student 2: "I come to school with hickeys all the time, and I never get in trouble."

Student 1: "Giving them to yourself doesn't count."

Get Pumped Up!

We are reviewing for a test today, and I noticed one of my students was listening to "Eye of the Tiger".  This student doesn't always do his work and I thought, "Yeah, he is getting into this! He is going to rock this test!"  Then he started listening to "I'll be Watching You" by The Police and I was immediately creeped out.

Speedbump!

Double Entendre

Student: "I am a submission specialist."

*Note: The student was talking about wrestling, but that doesn't change the meaning by much.*

Lunch On the Go

Me: "Are you are eating out of a frisbee?"

Student: "Yeah, you never done this?"

Me: "Nope.  Do you actually play frisbee, or do you just have a frisbee for eating?"

Student: "Naw, I just keep it for eatin'"

Me: "Is that why they call it fast food?"