No Skillz

Student: "...but white people always be like..."

*looks at me*

Student: "Oh, sorry."

Me: "No, keep going."

Student: "White people always be shootin' the basket ball like this."

*jumps in the air and flails her arms horribly*

Double Entendre

Student: "I am a submission specialist."

*Note: The student was talking about wrestling, but that doesn't change the meaning by much.*

Fast Feet

*Student is kicking a ball of paper around like a soccer ball.  He kicks it past me and spins around the other side.*

Student: "Ohhh! I juked you!"

*student runs into a desk while looking at me.*

The Real Halftime Show

Student 1: "Who is the football team playing this weekend?"

Student 2: "(Rival School)"

Student 1: "Oh hell yeah!  There always be hella fights when we play (Rival School)!"