Walking Meeting

As I am walking down the hall, one of my co-workers steps out of the break room and we start talking.  A student comes out another room and starts asking us about some math problems as we continue to walk.

Co-worker: "I think we just walked into an Aaron Sorkin show."

Trash TV

*Student working on a problem for science class*

Student: "Hey Mr., what are three things people use DNA for?"

Me: "You ever watch CSI?"

Student: "Yeah, I got that one."

Me: "You ever watch Maury?"

Student: "Ohhhhhh snap!"

Daytime TV

*Students looking at Facebook*

Student: "This girl, she is the second girl I know to be on Jerry Springer..."