Showing posts with label Money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Money. Show all posts
Friday, March 6, 2015
Friday, December 12, 2014
Things You Shouldn't Say In Class: Part 3
Female Student on Facetime: "So, why don't you want to go to the strip club with me this weekend? I got plenty of cash."
*Pulls out a giant wad of ones and holds it in front of her computer screen.*
*Pulls out a giant wad of ones and holds it in front of her computer screen.*
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Cash Money
Student: "What is with this problem? I keep getting fat stacks of numbers."
Me: "There is nothing wrong with fat stacks of numbers. Some day when you are counting all your money you will say, 'I'm glad I paid attention in math class because now I can count these fat stacks of cash.'"
Me: "There is nothing wrong with fat stacks of numbers. Some day when you are counting all your money you will say, 'I'm glad I paid attention in math class because now I can count these fat stacks of cash.'"
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
Hang on to the calculators.
Since there is no school for the rest of this week I will be revisiting some events that happened last year.
*student drops a calculator on the floor*
Me: This is why we can't have nice things.
Student: I thought it was because we don't have any money.
*student drops a calculator on the floor*
Me: This is why we can't have nice things.
Student: I thought it was because we don't have any money.
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