Showing posts with label Money. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Money. Show all posts

Friday, December 12, 2014

Things You Shouldn't Say In Class: Part 3

Female Student on Facetime: "So, why don't you want to go to the strip club with me this weekend?  I got plenty of cash."

*Pulls out a giant wad of ones and holds it in front of her computer screen.*

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Cash Money

Student: "What is with this problem?  I keep getting fat stacks of numbers."

Me: "There is nothing wrong with fat stacks of numbers.  Some day when you are counting all your money you will say, 'I'm glad I paid attention in math class because now I can count these fat stacks of cash.'"

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Hang on to the calculators.

Since there is no school for the rest of this week I will be revisiting some events that happened last year.

*student drops a calculator on the floor*
Me: This is why we can't have nice things.
Student: I thought it was because we don't have any money.