WeeFee

Student: "What's up with the wee-fee today?  Nothing works."

Me: "Do you mean wi-fi?"

Student: "Yeah, but we call it wee-fee."

Book Book

Student: "Mr., the online textbook wont load."

*I hand him a physical textbook*

Me: "Try this one.  It loads instantly, and everything is in HD.  No matter how fast you turn the pages there is no load time."

Student: "..."

Free time

One particular Friday my first year of teaching I decided to give some students some free time at the end of class and everyone is immediately drawn into their own little world on the internet.  A couple of the female students decide to play an online dress up game and when one of the boys in class he decides that he wants to play too.  I am already laughing to myself because I now have a thugged out boy basically playing with dolls in my classroom, but the ensuing conversation just made me lose it in front of everyone.

*The boy dresses up his character in fishnets, tall boots, and a tutu.*

Girl: "What the heck kind of an outfit is that?"

Boy (being completely serious): "Oh, it just sort of a nice going out outfit."

Girl: "She looks like a hooker.  Where is she supposed to be going out?"

Boy (Once again being completely serious): "Wherever, you know.  The movies, or maybe to the club."


*Lucky for me my students don't really pay attention to what I do because I'm pretty sure I was crying from laughing so hard.*