Swag

*Student wearing a tuxedo shirt*

Me: "That's an awesome shirt."

Student: "That's because I'm awesome."

Throwback Thursday

When I was teaching at the alternative school one of my students gave a presentation at the school board conference.  He did a good job and our superintendent said that he was, "dressed like a professional."  All of the teachers found this hilarious because he had recently been suspended for stripping down to his boxers and running all over school in nothing but his underwear.