Retro Printers

I found two boxes this morning.  My students couldn't understand why I was so excited.

I Don't Even Want to Know: Follow Up

A couple weeks back I posted about a student leaving his phone in the bathroom after taking pictures.  Today his computer's screensaver was flipping through his pictures, and there was clearly someone standing at a urinal.

Victor Fries

Student 1: "Dude, this girl was dressed like Batman!"

Student 2: "Batman is tight."

Me: "Yeah, Batman is awesome.  What's the problem?"

Student 1: "She was wearing a short skirt and fishnets.  It was thirty degrees this morning.  Wasn't she cold?"

Me: "Batman doesn't get cold."

Batman

I just saw Batman wandering the halls before class started.  It is too early for this level of weird.  I'm not sure I am ever going to get the hang of Thursdays.

Awkward Turtle

Semantics

Me: "Why aren't you taking notes?"

*Student grabs a sheet of paper from someone else's desk*: "I took notes!"

Me: "You took notes from someone else."

Student: "Fair enough."

My Reaction Would Have Been Similar

Me: "You should be working on your assignment.  This is a new quarter, and if you get today's assignment done you will have an A at the end of today."

Student 1: "The bookshelf is all the way across the room.  That is so far away.  Hey (student 2), will you get me a book?"

Student 2: "I'm already done with the assignment.  Get your own damn book."