Supplies

Student 1: "I got two burritos in my bag."

Student 2: "..."

Student 1: "I'm not even joking."  *pulls two burritos out of his bag.*

Smarties?

One of my students is trying to eat a package of smarties without taking them out of the wrapper.

Fightin' Words

Me: "There are four problems on today's quiz.  Three of them are the special cases that we saw on Tuesday.  One of them is just a traditional problem, but I'm not going to tell you which one it is."

Student: "Oh, we about to fight today."

A Little Help From My Friends

This was posted inside the door to the boys bathroom.

Classroom Tag

Tit for Tat

Student: "Isn't it fun when I contradict you?"

Me: "No, it isn't"

Student: "Well, it's a ton of fun for me.  It should be fun for you too."

Me: "Actually I was just contradicting you there."

Student: "...."

So Bland

Students playing Catchphrase

Student 1: "White people eat a lot of it."

Student 2: "Kale!"