Don't Try to Sell Me Crap...

The teacher across the hall has a sub today, and he just tried to sell me manure...

Not a Trashcan

Every time I take I day off work I dread what I am going to find when I return.  Today I found my water bottle had been stuffed with used kleenexes.

A New Circle of Hell

There is nothing in the world that I hate more than having to proctor a standardized test with freshman.    It is my own personal form of hell.  Today I had to have to remove a student ( the second one removed today) because he crammed a bean bag into his desk and wanted to argue when I told him he wasn't allowed to sit on the bean bag to take his test.

Cabin Pressure Has Returned to Normal

Well after two days of being sick and one snow day I am back in the classroom.

The students must have noticed that I rarely take sick days because I was greeted with, "How you gonna leave us like that?"