Rumored Fight: Part 2

Me: "I'm looking for (student)."

Other Teacher: "She isn't here.  I hear that you and her really got into it a while back."

Me: "What?  I haven't seen her in months."

Other Teacher: "Oh, she was claiming that she was suspended for a while because she got into a fight and punched you."

Me: "I would bet money on her skipping school, and then using this as an excuse."

Rumored Fight: Part 1

Student: "Hey Mr., did someone punch you?"

Me: "What?"

Student: "Someone said that you got punched by a student a couple weeks back."

Me: "I think I would remember if I got punched by a student."