Hair

Student: "Girl, your hair is white girl long."

Critical Failure

Today I saw a student who had a bunch of red stuff smeared all over her shoulders, chest, and hands.  It almost looked like she took powered Koolaid and rubbed it all over her body.

Student 1: "Girl, what is wrong with you?"

Red Student: "I tired to dye my hair, and it went bad."

Mou-llet

I saw a student this morning with the most unusual hair style.  She had taken the majority of her hair and formed two buns slightly off center of the top of her head giving her a Minnie Mouse look.  At the same time the back of her hair was long which made everything look like a very complex mullet.