B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Student: "Can I return this to (Teacher)?"

Me: "Sure"

*5 minutes go by and the student returns*

Student: "Man that class was crazy!  They were in there throwing bananas!"

Me: "Well that was a freshman class, and we know that freshman act like a bunch of monkeys."

Disaster Zone

My first to blocks are both freshman and my third block is upperclassmen. Inevitably my room is a complete mess by third block and my upperclassmen ask, "What happened in here?"  My answer is always the same, "Freshmen."