Satisfaction

*three students walking down the hall talking quietly*

Student 1: "Well who is your teacher?"

*Student 2 points at me*

Student 3: "Mr. _______? He's cool."

Student 1 (to student 2): "Are you crazy?  All you have to do is ask and Mr. _______ will explain things to you."

Field Trip

Today was the first day chaperoning a field trip with my students.  We toured a culinary school and then had lunch.  As we were leaving the manager of the fast food place came running out after us and said, "We have never had such a large group of teenagers (there were 42) leave our restaurant so clean!"