Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Mo' Money Mo' Problems

Student: "Why don't you teach summer school?"

Me: "I want to enjoy my summer."

Student: "But you work, then you can get more money."

Me: "True, but at some point you start to value time more than money.  What is the point of having all that money if you don't have any free time?"

Student: "Yeah, but if you have kids, you can work for them."

Me: "That is true, but I don't have any kids."

Student: "Sounds like you should have a kid."

Me: "Oh yeah, great idea.  I should be working more and spending more money.  Might as well have a kid to make up the difference."

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