Student: "Is there any way that I could pay you some money, and you have me just pass this class?"
Me: "You can't afford me."
*Student takes out wallet* "How much we talkin' here?"
Me: "Well, I am probably going to lose my job if I start taking bribes. I make about _________ a year, so we can start negotiations there."
*Student puts his wallet away and goes back to taking his quiz*
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