Who Did This?!?!

Student walks in and sees the desks re-arranged for testing.

Student: "What the hell?  When did this happen?"

Co-teacher: "Somehow I think this is all your fault."

Student: "I wasn't even here yesterday."

Me: "So you weren't here to stop this nonsense?  That means it IS your fault."

Rumored Fight: Part 2

Me: "I'm looking for (student)."

Other Teacher: "She isn't here.  I hear that you and her really got into it a while back."

Me: "What?  I haven't seen her in months."

Other Teacher: "Oh, she was claiming that she was suspended for a while because she got into a fight and punched you."

Me: "I would bet money on her skipping school, and then using this as an excuse."

What You Need

Co-teacher: "Do the problem"

Student: "I don't want to."

Co-teacher: "I don't care what you want; do the problem."