Thursday, November 13, 2014

Serious Threats

Student 1: "Mr., __________ says he is going to dragon kick your heart out."

Me: "Wow, how would that work?  I am imagining you on fire as you are flying through the air.  Would my heart pop out the front or the back?"

Student 2: "It would pop out all over, and split into a million pieces."

Me: "Sweet! I am looking forward to this!"


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