*I'm at the board giving lecture, and a student walks up in front of class."
Student: "Can I get a tissue?"
Me: "I'm out."
Student: "Can I go to the bathroom to get one?"
Me: "Can it wait until I am done up here?"
*The student then collapses on the floor*
Me: "I have finally done it! I have managed to kill a student using nothing but math! Thank you everyone. My work here is done."
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