Effort

Co-Teacher: "Why don't you ask Mr.______________ for help?"

Student: "He doesn't care about me."

Me: "I care as much as you do."

Co-Teacher (to student): "Do you care about this class?"

Student: "Maybe a little bit."

B.I.N.G.O.

*Student is quietly taking a test*

Student: "AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!!!"

*Student goes back to being completely silent.*

Consolation Prize

"No, I won't let you make up your Final, but you can have this candy cane if it makes you feel better."

Small World

Student 1: "Aww man I'm about to get with with girl."

Student 2: "Who is she?"

Student 1: "________ she goes to _________"

Student 2: "....what's her last name?"

Student 1: "________"

Student 2: "That's my younger sister!  She's only thirteen!  Imma beat your ass!"

Athletic Ability

Key Feature

Student: "What?!? No Dimples?  Where are his dimples?  I do not appreciate this picture's lack of dimples!"

Euphemism

Student returns to class after an unusually long time in the bathroom

Student: *points to her weave* "I had to get some grease in my hedge."