Clocks

Student 1: "It's 11:11! Make a wish!"

Me: "That happens twice a day.  It isn't really a big deal."

Student 2: "What?  That doesn't happen twice a day."

Student 1: "Are you an idiot?"

NHS

Hearts Aflutter

Female Student: "Who was that teacher in here earlier?"

Me: "He was a student from (local college)."

Female Student: "Oh he needs to come back."

We Ain't Stupid

Student: "I'm not about to go down there and talk to her, cuz I know she is going to say something smart."

Me: "Well it is better than her saying something stupid."

Party Time

*Friday afternoon conversation*

Student: "Hey Mr., Are you goin' to the pajama party this weekend?"

Me: "....No"

Student: "Man you teachers never go to parties.  Do you ever have fun?"

Girlfights

The severity of any fight can be judged by the amount of weave left on the ground.  This week was particularly bad.

Check Out My Hook

Any day I can seamlessly integrate Vanilla Ice's lyrics into my lesson is a good day.