Party Time

Student: "Hey Mr.! Did you party this summer?"

Me: "Do I look like the kind of person who likes to party?"

Student: "Yeah, I'll bet you party with your geeky friends."

Me: "Fair enough."

Party Time

*Friday afternoon conversation*

Student: "Hey Mr., Are you goin' to the pajama party this weekend?"

Me: "....No"

Student: "Man you teachers never go to parties.  Do you ever have fun?"