Drool

I have a higher rate of attendance today than most mondays, but I also have a higher rate of sleeping (and subsequently drool on assignments) than usual.

Hello Monday

Me: "For those of you that have been paying attention this assignment should be easy."

Student: "Was that supposed to be funny?"

Me: "Yes, but I am mostly just entertaining myself."

Oh monday...

Signs you may not be ready for the work week:
Realizing that you have been using terms "Odd numbers" and "Even numbers" completely backwards for the past ten minutes while explaining a new concept.