Showing posts with label Injury. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Injury. Show all posts

Monday, November 17, 2014

Everybody Has Problems

Student 1: "Hey, (Student 2)! Move your head.  I can't see the board."

Me: "Hey (Student 1), why don't you stand up?"

Student 1: "I can't, because my ankle is hurt."

Student 2: "I can't, because my head is too big."

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Injury

Student: "This dude was about to fight this other dude on crutches, and the dude on crutches dropped them and ran off.  So, I'm like, 'Damn, what the hell he need those crutches for?'"