A Piece of Advice

Me (to student):  "If your fourteen year old girlfriend starts talking about having kids you should be scared."

Student: "Hahaha"

Co-Teacher: "No seriously.  Tell that girl, 'See ya', and go buy a playstation.  A playstation is way cheaper than a kid."

Public Service Announcement

I have a large stack of blank paper that I give to students.  Today I discovered that not all of the pages are blank.  As I was passing out paper one of the sheets had, "Keep it fresh for school." printed on one side.

One of my upper classmen commented, "You should hang they up for your freshman.  They smell."