First day of school

This (school) year I have decided to start a blog full of the random and usually hilarious things that my students say in class.  For the most part I want to keep it focused simply on what the students are saying rather than me complaining or bringing politics into this.

From time to time I may put up an old quote when nothing of note has happened.  Here is a good one from a few years back.

Student: "Man, My weave itch"
Me: "I get that problem all the time."
Student: "Mr. you have a weave? Man that's crispy."