Gotta Go

Student: "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Me: "Get two of the problems from the assignment done first."

Student: "Man, you always say I gotta get work done.  I gotta go."

Me: "Says the person who was late to class for going to the bathroom."

Student: "..."

Me: "So you can wait until the end of class."

*Student receives a detention in exchange for being allowed to go to the bathroom.*

I Don't Even Want to Know: Follow Up

A couple weeks back I posted about a student leaving his phone in the bathroom after taking pictures.  Today his computer's screensaver was flipping through his pictures, and there was clearly someone standing at a urinal.

I Don't Even Want to Know

Student: "I left my phone in the bathroom."

Me: "Why did you have your phone out in the bathroom?"

Student: "Because I was taking a picture."

Me: "That was probably the worst response you could have given..."