Breakfast of Champions

One of my students just walked into class over an hour late with a bag full of corn dogs.  I'm more confused than anything else.

Excused Absence

*Student walks up to me wearing a suit*

Me: "What's with the getup?"

Student: "I have court today.  I'm going to get locked up, and I wanted to let you know that I won't be in second block."

Girl Power

Student: "Why is even called 'Scooby Doo'?  They should call the show 'Velma'.  She is the only one that actually does anything."

Great Job Bro

Two of my students have started high fiving each other at the end of every section of the state assessment exam.

Math Style

Math Teacher: "If you are a math teacher, no one really cares how your clothes look.  And everyone expects you to be covered in chalk."

Me: "I love that you looked directly at me just as you said the chalk comment."

Winter is Coming

Student: "Wait, so you hand out different versions of the same test without telling us?!?"

Me: "Oh you sweet summer child."

Crafts

Student: "Man, If we had a real intruder, you know I would be jumpin' out this window."

Me: "Jumping out a third story window is never a good idea."

Student: "I'm goin' to get my arts and crafts on, and make me a parachute first."