*on Friday*
Student: "Mr. I am going to try the noodle diet."
Me: "What is that?"
Student: "It is where you eat nothing but ramen noodles."
Me: "This sounds like a terrible idea. I did that for a year in college; I would not recommend it."
*On Monday*
Student: "I was sick this weekend"
Me: "....What happened?"
Student: "Well I ate two packets of noodles for lunch on Friday and then three packets for dinner. Then why I tried to eat on Saturday I was just sick."
Me: "...."
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