Student: "How did you know I needed help? I didn't even raise my hand."
Me: "You were mashing buttons on the calculator, that is a fairly strong indicator."
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Monday, January 9, 2017
99 Problems
I seem to be going for a record to see how many times I can get students to say, "Mr., what is wrong with you?"
Friday, January 6, 2017
Drama
Me: "How's it going?"
Student *throws hands up in the air*: "I'm just taking this one day at a time."
Me: "We are only on day three of this semester."
Student *throws hands up in the air*: "I'm just taking this one day at a time."
Me: "We are only on day three of this semester."
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Priorities
One of my students is wearing a jacket that says "Fries before guys." She may be my hero for the day.
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
The Worst
*Survey question: What was the worst movie you saw in 2016?*
Student: "What if I didn't see any bad movies?"
Me: "Then you need to take more risks in life."
Friday, December 16, 2016
Let Down
Student: "Man, if I don't pass this final I am going to become a male stripper crack head prostitute. I'm goin' to be livin' up under a bridge and stickin' needles in my veins, and shootin' up some crack."
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